we attempted this yesterday,
& it didn’t work as well as this.. unfortunately. via mliaverage: Today, I changed my ring-tone to say “Pika, Pikachu!” just like the pokemon. I then walked around the mall and every time I got a text I slapped my pocket and said “Shh Pikachu! Someone will hear you.” Five little kids stopped and stared at me in awe. MLIA.
via mliaverage: While taking a test the other day, someone next to me started tapping their pencil. Then someone else started the Harry Potter puppet pals. We got through the whole song and the teacher did Voldemort. Needless to say, I love that class. MLIA
via thespace-between:florianness:mliaverage: Today, I was late for my curfew. Instead of a grounding, I found a Halmark card where you can record your own voice on my bed. When I opened it, it was my dad screaming. I was punished by a Howler. I need to be late more often. MLIA
Today, I read an FML about a someone who was filmed, drunk, climbing into her wardrobe screaming “I wanna go to Narnia!” I’ve done that sober. I don’t see a problem. Who doesn’t wanna go to Narnia? MLIA. via mliaverage
GMH, "like FML, but for optimists."
A long time ago, I was on the verge of committing suicide when a guy came to the roof to have lunch. He saw me climbing over the railing and asked me to share his lunch with him. After receiving my puzzled look, he explained, “everyone should die happy. or at least with a full stomach.” We celebrated our 10th wedding anniversary last month. GMH. via givesmehope